My neighbor’s property wraps around behind my property and they have a horse. Meet “Horsey”. I don’t think that’s his (her?) real name. I just named him Horsey because I’m not very creative. Horsey is going to get fat living behind my Mom. Mom’s becoming “the crazy apple lady”. Mom’s kind of afraid of Horsey so she won’t hand the apple to him, she sort of throws it in his direction. One day, he ran away (from the apple). Dumb Horsey.